diet what?

Okay Dave has me pretty sold out to doing this thing called the lemonade diet.  It’s also called the master cleanse diet.  First off, I’m not doing this to lose weight at all.  I only weigh 150 as I am.  Anyways I want to do this to cleanse out my system.  I’m trying to start eating better and what could be a better way to start than cleaning out all the old crap.  Here’s the breakdown…

• 10 day fast
• Drink 1 liter of salt water every morning (you better be near a bathroom about an hour later)
• About every hour during the day you drink a mixture of water, lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper.  Yeah you heard that right.

They say you poop water for the first few days and then start pooping out solid again.  Where’s the solids come from you may ask?  It’s all the built up that’s been stuck in your system all these years!  I want to know has anyone ever done this or even heard of it?  I’m pretty nervous.