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Skinny Fat: UPDATED with a bonus

Okay so this post is going to make a lot of people laugh at me and hate me but it’s for me, not you. I have come to the conclusion over the past few weeks that I’m officially skinny fat. Yes it’s true….I’m skinny fat. If you think I’m making it up I found the actual definition.

1. skinny-fat
When someone is thin and looks great in clothes, but is all flabby underneath
Some people have great figures, but in a bathing suit they are a mess- all skinny-fat- like Miss Paris, who loves to show off her flabby @$# for some reason flabby not tight loose no muscle skinny

2. skinny-fat
This term is used when a person is thin, yet does not eat healthy or take care of themselves. They think they don’t need to watch the junk they eat because they are thin. They can be more unhealthy then an overweight person.

Also known as, Skinny on the outside, fat and unhealthy on the inside.

3. Skinny-Fat
A dude who has a gut and little girl arms. It is an implied insult that he does not benefit from fat guy arms, by which fat guys at least get to be tough looking.

Want proof that I am officially skinny fat? Kid’s close your eyes!

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So I’m not going to go anorexic or anything but it’s time to do something about this. Starting tomorrow I WILL eat better and WILL work out. I’m tired of being skinny fat! I’m tired of being laughed at by people in creative meetings when my belly is hanging over my jeans! I’m tired of being tired walking in the mall! I’m tired of being skinny fat!

I’ll keep you guys in the loop on how it’s going!

UPDATE:

I’m so dedicated to this I’ve made a wallpaper for my computer! Download it here!

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